When parking, if you stalk me for my parking spot and I can clearly see other available spaces, I WILL take my sweet time leaving. I might even just put my shopping bags in the car and go back to the mall.
The 12 days of Christmas really refer to the 12 days after Christmas, not the days before Christmas. I get that it's a good ploy for retailers to use the days leading up to Christmas for sales and such, but it's not right. However, there's a fun little ditty popular with high school choirs (mine did it, which tells you how old it is) which twists around the song. It starts "the first day after Christmas, my true love and I had a fight / and so I chopped the pear tree down and burned it just for spite."
Dear nieces and nephews, if I don't get a list from you, you're getting clothes. Sorry 'bout your luck.
While I love listening to the local radio station 103.5, which plays 70s, 80s and 90s, when the temperature outside is this:
it's just cruel and unusual punishment to play this:
And just for fun, not a pet peeve but I thought this was fantastic: