Friday, December 13, 2013

Yippee-ki-yay, Mofos!

This post originally appeared on Friday, December 13, 2013 (hence the reference below).

Horray for Friday! I'm not the superstitious type. I scoff at Friday the 13th. I've had two black cats and I'll probably always have a black cat. Anyway... that's not my topic today so let's move on.

My Favorite Christmas Movies

Die Hard Whenever I'm asked what my favorite Christmas movie is, my answer is Die Hard (Aaron prefers Die Hard 2, probably because of all the snow). I'm not kidding. Bruce Willis saves Christmas! Well, except for Mr. Takagi and sleazeball Harry. This movie also introduced American moviegoers to the brilliance of Alan Rickman. Hans Gruber = best villain ever.

Favorite quotes:
"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson ... no relation."
"Want a breath mint?"
"Happy trails, Hans."
And of course, "yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."

Miracle on 34th Street (1947) Sorry to my boyfriend Dylan McDermott, but I can't get behind the 1994 remake. Nothing tops Edmund Gwenn as Kris Kringle and young Natalie Wood as that brat Susie who ends up believing. And how smooth is Mr. Gailey when he uses the Post Office as proof that Santa exists. Little does he know it was some schmo in the dead letter department who thinks "what a fun prank" and sends all the Santa letters to the courthouse.

Favorite quotes:
"Your Santa Claus is intoxicated." (clip here)
"Susan, I speak French but that doesn't make me Joan of Arc."
"The district attorney's a Republican."
"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

Christmas Vacation  I have to be honest: it took me a while to like this movie. I always felt bad for Clark and hated that he got shit on when he was just trying to give his family a good Christmas. But it's one of Aaron's favorites and after watching it 794 times, I've come to appreciate it and even enjoy it. I drew the line, however, when Aaron wanted to name our female cat "Cousin Eddie." 

Favorite quotes:
(Obviously) "Shitter was full!"
"Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
"I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping."

A Christmas Story
My dad had never seen this movie until one year on the TNT marathon. And then he went to the basement and brought out his very own Red Ryder BB Gun.

Favorite quotes:
"My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop."
"I triple-dog dare you!"
"Only I didn't say 'fudge' ... I said the queen mother of dirty words."
"Fra-jee-lay. Must be Italian."

Love Actually I can seriously watch this movie over and over (and I do). I think my favorite storyline is the one with Jamie and Aurelia, but that could change tomorrow. I love the soundtrack, I love the cast. Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth and look! There's Alan Rickman again. AND did you know that Chiwetel Ejiofor, now headed for an Oscar nom for 12 Years a Slave played Kiera Knightley's husband AND Andrew Lincoln, currently in a lead role on The Walking Dead, played his best friend who was in love with Kiera Knightley? And the kid who played Sam is now 23 and is on Game of Thrones

Here's a little quiz to determine which Love Actually character you are. I got Mia, and my results said "Yuck. She's the worst. Feel free to take this quiz again." So I did, and this time I got Juliet - "You like pie, you can't take a hint, and you're a hot commodity in the love department."

I can't believe I never noticed how many turtlenecks are in this movie. Here you can see a ranking of the turtlenecks. It's quite hilarious.

Favorite quotes:
"Just in cases..."
"There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?" "DUH."
"Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love."
"I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day."

In honor of Die Hard, here's a little ditty to get you in the holiday spirit.

And now, you'll have to excuse me while I go re-watch some of these. What are your favorite Christmas movies?


  1. Christmas Vacation is by farrrrr my most favorite. I've already watched it about 6 times this season and I'm pretty sure bear will fall over if he ever has to see it again.

  2. Yes to Christmas Vacation. I also love the Santa Clause movies and Home Alone.

  3. Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Bad Santa.

  4. And as soon as I saw this title I knew Die Hard would be #1 on your list!

  5. It's A Wonderful Life...when all their friends pour in the door and start dropping money on the table, I weep like they brought it for me.

    Favorite line:
    "I was saving this for a divorce if ever I got a husband."

    Merry Christmas, Gila. You know I love you. <3

  6. I love love LOVE the original Miracle on 34th street, I never get tired of it. Christmas Vacation is one of Jared's faves, and I like it too! Also- Love Actually AND the Holiday.. helllllo Jude Law!

  7. LOVE ACTUALLY! Brie is sleeping over tonight, and I fully intend on watching it!!!!


  8. I've never seen Christmas Vacation! My favorites are Love Actually, The Family Stone, Home Alone, It's A Wonderful Life, and White Christmas. I may be the only person in the world who doesn't like A Christmas Story. I've seen it 100 times and even the Broadway musical, but still just don't like it.


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