OK, so last night I could NOT fall asleep. I should have just gotten up and done something productive but of course I did not. Instead I watched Pitch Perfect for roughly the 7th time (Fat Amy rocks) and a few Criminal Minds episodes on Ion Television. I love that channel because it has marathons of some of my favorite dearly departed crime dramas like Cold Case and Without a Trace.
While drooling over Derek Morgan and wondering just how many pairs of funky glasses Garcia owns, I saw this commercial:
A-ca-scuse me?! I thought it was a joke. "Just like a cotton candy machine, air curler spins your hair..." Huh? Who the hell wants to put their hair in a cotton candy machine? The cheap attachment actually reminds me of a popcorn air popper. This thing is just bizarre. Now, I have curly hair so I wouldn't be drawn to it anyway but I hope that none of you straight-haired ladies out there are so desperate for curls that you'd put your hair in a bladeless blender.
Until next time, you'll find me