Shit Aaron Says, The Birthday Edition

In honor of his birthday today, it's time for more Shit Aaron Says!

Aaron: I lost my jeans
Me: How do you lose a pair of jeans?
Our friend Amy: This is why you don't have children.
(Note that he did eventually find said jeans.)


Me: I have something in my teeth.
Aaron: Well, we know it's not floss.
(Truth. I don't floss; Aaron does. A bit judgy, I'd say.)


Aaron (as the weather switches from summer to fall and he realizes he can wear his favorite combo of shorts and a sweatshirt): I like it. It keeps me warm and cool in all the right places.


After a choir rehearsal, it's nearly 10:00 and we haven't eaten dinner so we decide to go out to eat somewhere close to home.
Aaron (when we leave rehearsal): Where do you want to go?
Me: I don't know.
Aaron (5 minutes later, in the car): So where are we going?
Me: I don't know.
Aaron (after we get home and park the car): So where are we going?
Me: The Rossi
Aaron: I was thinking Haiku.
Really?

Happy Birthday, Aaron! I love you!

You can read the previous Shit Aaron Says here.